VERY BIG PLUSH SOCK MONKEY is 54-Inches-Tall - 4-and-1/2-FEET-TALL LARGE JUMBO PLUSH SOCKMONKEY FUN Color: GRAY - MADE IN AMERICA USA Review

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(More customer reviews)The whole point of a sock monkey is to make a toy out of a sock. From the ridiculous dimensions of this four foot behemoth I can only draw one reasonable conclusion: the Mayans were right! The end is near, but not from a comet or stunning apocalypse, nay, instead by the invasion of an approximately 25 foot species of ticked off creatures looking to get their footwear back! There can be no other interpretations of this product...
The write up states this gigantic sock monkey is a, "Great conversation piece". Yeah, great if you like talking about the doom of the planet (which I do...) but outside of that conversation, I have trouble imagining much of a conversation:
"Hey, Bob, that's one gigantic sock monkey you got there."
"I know, right? It's cool isn't it!"
"Yup, sure is..."
"..."
Here are some suggested uses for a four foot sock monkey:
1.Carpool buddy for HOV usage (you'll still get a ticket and probably be made fun of at the police station)
2.Burglary deterrent (set up in front of a window)
3.Romantic companion...
4.Father figure for child(ren).
5.Hidden safe for valuables.
6.New member of the Jersey Shore.
Good luck. If you need me, I'll be digging a bunker in my basement.


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This SOCK MONKEY is Really BIG! BIG! BIG! This is 54-INCHES of SOCK-MONKEY-LOVE! 54 Inches TALL (That's a whopping 4 and 1/2-Feet-Tall) and.. IS MADE IN AMERICA WITH BEAUTIFUL, HIGH-QUALITY SOFT and PLUSH FABRIC. SIZE. UNIQUENESS. SOFTNESS. QUALITY. This giant stuffed Sock Monkey HAS IT ALL! This is truly an AWESOME, SUPER-HUGE, STUNNING and LOVE-ABLE-LOOKING Big Plush Sock Monkey. Quality-made with premium fabric and craftsmanship and great ATTENTION TO DETAIL. Real QUALITY. This is SURE to bring a giant SMILE to someone's face! And they sure will remember YOU for giving such a great and memorable gift! Measures: 54-inches tall... (THAT'S 4 and 1/2-FEET TALL)! This big-sized stuffed plush sock monkey conforms to all child safety standards. Kids and adults alike will LOVE this LIFE SIZE 2 and 1/4-FOOT SOCK MONKEY. If you want to make someone say WOW - Then GET This Really Big LARGE Stuffed SOCK MONKEY ... NOW! BRAND NEW. Great conversation piece. Hard to find. MADE IN THE USA. Terrific gift. GRAB IT NOW!

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